Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Saturday Adventure

Saturday B had pediatric clinical during the morning/afternoon. He didn't get home till around 3.

then.... we went to the strip club.
It was awkward to say the least.
now don't get me wrong, i had fun. I had as much fun as a girl can have watching her drunk husband look at other ladies while she was sober. lol. I think the next time we go, I'm drinking and he's driving. screw this DD crap!
There was a rotation of 4 girls till 9pm.
2 blonde's, 2 brunettes.
the blonde's were pretty interchangeable personality wise but the brunettes were so different. one was the pig tale and innocent type, the other was the rocker music and tattoo type. The rocker was my favorite. she's the only one who worked the poll. that was until she showed me her bear trap.

So this was a full nude place. well i got up some guts and went to sit at the stage (with my husband also weird). well she did her thing, wiggle our way. bent over.... HER VAG WAS FULL OF PIERCINGS!!!!!! and I'm not talking 1 or 2... I'm talking like 15-20... just in her vag. i tear up just at the thought of it. lol.

the longer we were there the less awkward it got. but (1) it was my first time in a strip club (2) it was the first time i saw another girl give my husband that 'type' of attention (does that make sense). i know he wouldn't touch them, wouldn't 'do' them, or bring them home. but its still a little weird at first.

plus when we got home we had some amazing couch sex. lol. tmi? i don't' think so not after i told you about tattoo girls bear trap.


Danse said...

LOL @ bear trap. And that is about 15-20 more piercing that I'd necessary, IMO.